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Old 25th July 2005, 11:01
SanF SanF is offline
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<The letter to TV company:
"Please, remove the creeping line from the screen during the news! My mother-in-law thinks it is karaoke and sings!!!">

I don't get this joke. Does Russian music sound like the creeping line from the screen during the news?
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Old 20th September 2005, 14:19
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<The letter to TV company:
"Please, remove the creeping line from the screen during the news! My mother-in-law thinks it is karaoke and sings!!!">

I don't get this joke. Does Russian music sound like the creeping line from the screen during the news?
No, creeping line just looks like text of a song in karaoke system for his mother-in-law. And she loves karaoke very much. There was a time, karaoke (like every new thing we experienced) was very popular in Russia.

As for Russian music, try some. But remember that lyrics are more important for Russians than music itself. That's one of our national features.
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Old 1st January 2006, 00:45
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I think that russian jokes (for an american) are hard to follow.

Except russian military jokes...those are first class.
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Old 31st March 2009, 15:30
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Gas Emissions

Gas Emissions

A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more."
The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check is your hearing!"
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Old 8th June 2009, 13:52
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Ivanov applied to the Communist Party.

Ivanov applied to the Communist Party. The party committee conducts an interview.

"Comrade Ivanov, do you smoke?"

"Yes, I do a little."

"Do you know that comrade Lenin did not smoke and advised other communists not to smoke?"

"If comrade Lenin said so, I shall cease smoking."

"Do you drink?"

"Yes, a little."

"Comrade Lenin strongly condemned drunkenness."

"Then I shall cease drinking."

"Comrade Ivanov, what about women?"

"A little...."

"Do you know that comrade Lenin strongly condemned amoral behavior?"

"If comrade Lenin condemned, I shall not love them any longer."

"Comrade Ivanov, will you be ready to sacrifice your life for the Party?"

"Of course. Who needs such life?"
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Old 23rd July 2009, 23:00
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Wild Chickens

Poor Robert was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in.

The neighbor kept telling him the chickens had the right to go where they wanted, but the birds were ruining Robert’s prize-winning flowerbeds.

Two weeks later, a friend visited Robert and noticed his flowerbeds were doing great. The flowers were even beginning to bloom! The friend asked, “How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?”

Robert replied, “Easy! One night I hid a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed. The next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I haven’t been bothered since.”
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Old 29th August 2009, 05:24
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Ivanov applied to the Communist Party. The party committee conducts an interview.

"Comrade Ivanov, do you smoke?"

"Yes, I do a little."

"Do you know that comrade Lenin did not smoke and advised other communists not to smoke?"

"If comrade Lenin said so, I shall cease smoking."

"Do you drink?"

"Yes, a little."

"Comrade Lenin strongly condemned drunkenness."

"Then I shall cease drinking."

"Comrade Ivanov, what about women?"

"A little...."

"Do you know that comrade Lenin strongly condemned amoral behavior?"

"If comrade Lenin condemned, I shall not love them any longer."

"Comrade Ivanov, will you be ready to sacrifice your life for the Party?"

"Of course. Who needs such life?"
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